Slap a Neocon Day
Posted on
Wednesday, October 18, 2006
by Gary A. Ballard
I have announced my own personal holiday, to be celebrated every year on the same day until I get tired of it. I'm getting prepared now, psyching myself up for the big event. The holiday? National Slap a Neocon Day.Yes, it's high time that we have a holiday commemorating this country's latest pack of elite fuckwads who think they know better than the rest of the world. This pack of jackals has been doing their best to run the United States into the ground under the auspices of worldwide American hegemony for a decade, and after five years in power, a bitch slap the face is long overdue.
The neocons like Dick Cheney, Paul Wolfowitz, Donald Rumsfeld, Richard Armitage, John Bolton, Zalmay Khalilzad, Richard Perle and all the other assholes who have been trying to institute American Imperialism all need a slap. And mid-term election day is the best day for it. For 4 years, President Bush and his pack of cronies have had a rubber stamp Congress since 2002, and they've abused it every single day. Here is just a list of the fuckups they've inflicted upon the American people and the world:
- Suspension of Haebeus Corpus
- Iraq Quagmire
- FEMA
- Katrina Evacuees
- The Destruction of New Orleans
- The Delays in Rebuilding New Orleans
- Axis of Evil rhetoric reducing US diplomatic options
- North Korean Nuclear Weapon Tests
- Rising Health Care Costs
- Rise in Terrorism
- 600,000 Civilian Iraqi Casualties
- Return of the Afghan Heroin Trade
- Largest Budget Deficit Ever
- Failed Missle Defense Shield
- No Child Left Behind underfunded
- Legalization of Torture
- Record high oil prices
- $3.00 gallon of gas
- Erosion of Pensions
- Decline in Military Recruitment
- Exhausted and Ill-Equipped Guard, Reserve and Regular Military
- Over 2,500 soldiers' deaths in Iraq
- Tax cuts for the rich
- Expansion of the struggling middle class
- Reduction in charitable donations due to changes in tax law
- Wiretapping of US citizens with no connection to terrorism without court orders
- Secret torture of unindicted suspects
- Willful deportation of foreign nationals to countries where the nationals are tortured
- FoxNews
I cannot in good conscious advocate ACTUAL violence upon someone's person, no matter how much they deserve it. So instead, we'll have to symbollically slap this cabal of twat-flapping thugs the only way we can. With a vote. That's right, Nov. 7th, go vote. I don't care what party you vote for, just vote against whatever asshead who has currently allowed this shit to go on. And if you really need help figuring out who taht asshead is, go to Project Vote Smart and look up your Senator or Representative. Read over his voting record and see where he stands, not just by his words, but by his actions. Chances are if he voted for the Military Commissions Act of 2006, he's either a neocon or a pussy who won't stand up to the neocons for fear of losing his seat. Either way, he needs an electoral bitch slap of the highest order.
And if the exit pollsters ask you how you voted, make sure you let them know why. Tell them "It's National Slap a Neocon Day!" We'll all feel better if you do.
posted by Gary A. Ballard @ 10:46 AM
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